Originally published at: Dolphins recognize each other by the taste of their urine | Boing Boing
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Needs the “delightrful creatures” tag.
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Wait, how does anyone else recognize each other?
(Kidding! Or am I…?)
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Oh, that’s where the GQP/Qanon folks got that idea, cool.
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Also a rejected command from Bunker Hill until they decided on the “whites of their eyes”.
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This is why I no longer go swimming in the ocean, it’s full of tinkle. All those creatures, every day peeing and pooping. Gross.
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Now I’m imagining a bunch of other discarded suggestions.
“The smell of their farts!”
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I’m tasting urine right now! (Nope - no dolphins here.)
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So do dolphin celebrities who want to hide from the paparazzi eat asparagus?
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Honestly.
He that does not recognize others by the taste of their urine, let him cast the first kidney stone.
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The other dolphins circled Victor suspiciously while he assumed a guarded position. all he could think was “damn this case of urinary retention”
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Sam was quite private - not at all the social animal everyone assumed him to be. The others thought he was always hanging around. But incontinence is a bugger when you’re a dolphin.
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Hey, Lake Mead’s got dead bodies in barrels.
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You’ve been eating fish - again.
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Dolphin Lionel Ritchie sings: “Is it pee you’re looking for?”
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No kink shaming!!
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