It reminds me of the time I got a scam call from “Microsoft Customer Support.”
They told me my Windows computer had been infected with a virus, and I just said, “I don’t have Windows. I use Linux.” The guy sputtered for a bit, and then hung up.
Also, not to judge anyone’s specific masturbation habits, but wouldn’t you have to be kind of far from your pornbox for the webcam actually to capture anything below the waist? Even if they were amazing hackers, I imagine they’re getting a lot of dark shaky footage of people’s faces from the chin-up while vaguely grunting.
jezus kreist! that was beautifull. its really time for that big asteroid. way overdue.
enjoy.
Also, not to judge anyone’s specific masturbation habits, but wouldn’t you have to be kind of far from your pornbox for the webcam actually to capture anything below the waist?
read the linked article from FGD135, you wont regret it.
I am hearing the voice of Lillian Kaushtupper as I read this.
Um… I sure hope you guys paid up. The makers of Mudgum didn’t heed their warning, and look what happened to them…
I’ve got two or three of those. All of them had passwords in the subject line.
I used to have a few default passwords I’d use for things I didn’t care about, and they were all represented, so I have no idea which particular password breach got them.
I started using a password manager a few years back, and everything gets its own password now. If I get an email with one of those passwords in the subject line, I’ll know where it came from. And I’ll know who is stupid enough to store plaintext passwords instead of a salted hash.
That man is doing the Lord’s work. A friend of mine started working for a call captioning service, where she has to completely faithfully transcribe the party on the line that is calling the client. This is heavily regulated because people like my friend are essentially wiretaps, and there are a host of ethical issues that basically boil down to my friend and her coworkers having to act as robots and transcribe the scammers, and they cannot intervene in any way. It’s infuriating, and I think she’ll get a kick out of the video.
I’m guessing the Nigerian prince, Russian oligarch, and international lottery emails aren’t pulling in as much as they used to.
TO: mike@pence.gov
Hi, victim.
I write you because I buried a malware on the web page with porn which you have viewed.
Oh yeah, i had one of these as well but with no identifying info in the email - no old passwords, nothing. I don’t even have a webcam so that was their first mistake. It’s easy to laugh but people do fall for these things unfortunately and it’s often the elderly who use tablets and the like to stay in touch with families. You hear stories of them being scammed by these fuckers (mainly the support scams) with the result that they stop trusting their devices and just stop using them.
This is confusing. I host a masturbation vlog, so I normally mail out my masturbation videos to my entire contact list anyway every Monday morning.
Is this person suggesting I can hire him to subcontract the distribution segment of my very important work? I don’t know how many euros it’s worth, but it sure could be a time saver.
Unfortunately, he;s not responding to my sincere attempts to hire him. I’m starting to believe it just might be some kind of scam,
My request to anybody who might genuinely have taken control of my computer and extracted blackmail material is to use their powers to automate the payment process, on that same computer. It’d be both more convincing and way more convenient.
Sub… subscribe me to your newsletter?
I think it means that his location cannot be known for 9 months, but at 10 months, whoa, he might as well wear an ankle monitor.
Yep I’m getting old, chuckling at ancient memes is a sure sign 
Probably for the best, all things considered.
(I guess I need a /s tag, for that.)
I was looking forward to the dramatic reading of the bitcoin address thing. Sorry he skipped it.
Send it to my entire contact list, huh ?
Ha ha, joke’s on you, I have no friends !
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A writer for that show used to listen/still listens to the sports radio station 1310 The Ticket out of Dallas, Texas.
They steal on-air personality names for their characters. And they steal bits.
Both in homage to the station’s heavy reliance on comedy instead of sports.
