Beats another airport Chik-Fil-A I guess.
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Chick-feel-up?
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Already covered.
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What’s the German for "Just put it in any open spot you can find."?
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The existing levels of service are UberX , UberPOOL, UberXL, UberSELECT, so it’s just a matter of adding UberXXX.
Or maybe just use UberPool. From the Uber site:
“With UberPool, riders heading in the same direction choose to share a ride.”
Sounds plain enough, especially if you’re Irish.
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Pit stop. Wonder if you can also get a French Polish?
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If the van is rock’n, to be a knock’n.
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“With UberXXX, riders riding in the same direction choose to share a head.”
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I think that’s Scottish.
So… Insexkabinefahrenfookenboothen?
Though given the penchant for the Germans to adopt English phrases like “shit storm” unmodified, I wonder if it won’t end being called “ein fuck booth.”
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Burgeramtsgeduldetsbumsenbuden
Aber “bumsenbuden” ist wahrscheinlich schon genug.
Given the number of synonyms for fuckin’, you can also get frankenwörter like “vögelnzellen”, “puderkabine”, and “poppenstände”.
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If I came across that in literature I’d probably interpret it as “road head”.
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And to think Germans look down on Americans for eating and drinking in their cars.
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I wonder if the sex workers go from car to car on roller skates like a Sonic Drive-In.
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Definitely “Kurfürstenstrassenscheisse”.
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So no, “Hoot, mon!” exclamations coming from parked cars, then.
Startin’ to like German here!
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In Berlin that’s a Pfannkuchen.
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That’s just the sort of thing an American would think of.
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(they intentionally murder German grammar in parts of this song but it’s still relevant, and catchy too!)
ETA: context
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