Driver sees a black object in the air, later finds a handgun lodged into his car

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/25/driver-sees-a-black-object-in.html

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It’s like the recent episode of “Last man on Earth”.

Paraphrasing:

“There’s so many guns here, it’s like we’re back in America!”
(reaches down into flowerpot, pulls out pistol)
“Looks like you missed a spot.”

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He had a visit from the Gun Fairy!

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Probably what they were trying to do:

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How much you wanna bet his insurance company says it counts as a bullet hole and not a road hazard, “sorry, bullet holes are not covered by your policy.”

Zardoz?

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I’m going to guess the answer is yes.

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With guns accreting out of the air like this, the USA must have reached maximum gun density. Injecting more guns will just lead to rivers and lakes of the things.

And if the temperature drops…

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A dew point for guns? A gundew point or a dewgun point? Not sure which sounds right.

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still debating this in my head, but relative gunpoint?

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Look out that Honda has a gun!!!

Tonight will be cold with fog patches, chances of gun-frost in low-lying areas.

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Hey, it’s a “Honda”, and light colored, so obviously not a threat.

That’s why the cops were able to deal with it without feeling like their lives were in danger and shooting the crap out of it.

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Indeed. What melanin levels do the driver exhibit? I guess he wasn’t shot, so is he a paleface?

puts a whole new way of filing an object archive querp

Ah, so that’s why gun enthusiasts fear the chilling effect of regulation!

Can’t wait to see how TSA addresses these Zero Point weapons,

I asked a friend who knows more about chemistry about this, and he had a concise explanation:

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This takes the gun control debate in to an entirely different realm.

A Browning–Einstein condensate?

This is America.