Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/08/ducks-very-interested-in-whate.html
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Ooooh 
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Quack!
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Ducks are evil. Cute and tasty, but evil.
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Ducks are saints compared to swans and geese. Most trouble i’ve encountered with ducks is being honked at for not giving them bread and minding where i step because of their poop
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There’s a positive correlation between cuteness and tastiness.
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Pick a duck. Eider duck.
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I’d take them both, but then you’d think I’m greebe-y.
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duck, duck, goose
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or mallardjusted.
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Seems like you’re egging him on, maybe putting him down…
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Some of them have a fowl disposition
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OooooOOooo. ooOo.
ooOOooooOOOoooo.
Duck! Incoming!
Whaoo! ooOOOoooooo!
ooh? … Whaaa. OOoo.
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“What will you say when the ducks come? I, for one, will simply say ‘ducks! Oh, ducks!’ or ‘ducks, wonderful ducks!’
What will you say when the ducks come”
- my best recollection paraphrasing Steve Martin’s short piece in the book Cruel Shoes
Canardly believe it!
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Now you’re just trying to be coot!
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You all are un-bill-ieveable.
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No they’re not! They’re the sweetest things on earth, they can be lil’ jerks at times but what animal isn’t? Plus they’re just so inherently clumsy and silly, how can you not love them? This is my duck giving me kisses, he’s a total cuddle bug. 
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oooOOOoooo wooooOOOoooo
They got tasty livers
woooOOOO OOOOooooo!
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