That’s the entire premise behind Manteresting. Well, that and boobs. I feel like the dynamic belongs in a John Oliver “How Is This Still A Thing” bit.
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What we need are meta-wipes, which wipe down the wipes making a mess of the sewer.
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Well, we’re about due for our now-weekly-only feature, “Christ, what an asshole.”
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Finally, a company that recognizes the differences between male and female shit.
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Shit just got real.
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I just hope that one of the actors in this ad get their big break and become famous. You think seeing film stars in 80s hair enthusing over KFC is embarrassing…
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Didn’t @jlw post about these a few days ago ???
I distinctly remember him writing about some sort of wipes that are ideal for cleaning his crack (or was it his nooks and crannies)
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that was a microfiber string for cleaning the motorcycle…
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So does he have the string hooked up like this?
Or is it a manual process?
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I’m no astronaut but it certainly wasn’t…ahem… ur anus!
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- What the hell was that at the end,
the prostatea tampon?
FTFY
Typical guy… Don’t you recognize the little man in the boat?
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They are for folks who don’t know how to use the three seashells…
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You haven’t seen Ridiculousness? It is MTVs answer to Tosh.0 Rob Dyrdek already is famous.
Our local council put grinder pumps in when we were connected to mains sewers. They came with strict instructions not to put anything that isn’t toilet paper, faeces or completely liquid down the drain. Obviously our contractors learnt something from yours!
Yep, the technician told us he wasn’t even sure that egg shells or coffee grounds ought to go through the garbage disposal (thereby into the grinder pump).
The other issue is that if the power goes out, there’s no pump, and we have a limited number of flushes before the pit overflows (and there’s also no alarm to warn us that it might happen). It’s not a problem if it’s only a few hours, but it is if the outage lasts several days (like in 2012).
I gather that in many (if not most) places, a local council, homeowners’ association, or possibly the utility company itself is responsible for the grinder pump, but that’s not the case where we live. The pump is inside the basement, not outside the house, and it’s each homeowner’s responsibility. Good times.
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