Originally published at: Earth, if it were listed on Zillow | Boing Boing
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Mostly harmless?
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MERCURY: Cozy home with lots of sunlight located near heart of the Sol system!
VENUS: Fixer-upper located near desirable “Goldilocks” neighborhood!
MARS: Bring your contractor and imagination! Perfect for first-time colonists, this planet won’t stay uninhabited for long!
JUPITER: HUGE property includes several bonus moons on site!
SATURN: Breathtaking views and gorgeous landscaping surrounding property.
URANUS: Price reduced, sold “as-is.”
NEPTUNE: Quaint property located in quiet neighborhood!
PLUTO: Secluded getaway in unincorporated area.
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I chuckled at “luxurious granite mountaintops.”
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