Earthworm jerky exists, unfortunately

Well hey hey hey! Looks like Rhode Island is gettin’ in on the makin’ freaky business now!

I assume “popcorn kernel flake” refers to the hard skin left behind after a kernel pops, the bits that catch in your throat and stick in your teeth. That sounds downright inedible. Which is probably why it’s such a small bag - they’re not really intended to be eaten, it’s more a gag gift (in more than one way) that necessarily must also be edible (for some value of edible).

“Love our earthworm jerky? Be sure to try our earthy jerkworm and wormy earthjerk, too!”

I’d rather eat 'em when they’re dead, frankly. Jerky earthworms are not my cup of tea.

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