Earthworm jerky exists, unfortunately

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/30/earthworm-jerky-exists-unfort.html

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Better than an earthworm jerk…

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That worm looks really fit. I bet he’s been to the earthworm gym.

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Was there ever a YouTube channel called “Will it jerky?” I want to know but don’t want to look, I’m afraid of what I might see.

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For the rugged, outdoorsy Trout in your life.

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Free-range organic and sun-cured on wholesome local sidewalks. Yummm-mmmmm.

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This is the future of food, my friends.

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“How To Eat Fried Dried Worms.”

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I read “earworm” and got really confused.

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I’ve been hoping for a new Earthworm Jim game to be made. Loved the original to bits.

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After eating those annelids, you’ll need an anal lid.

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Terrestrial versions of spoo

"…the Interstellar Animal Rights Protection League’s official policy towards the treatment and well being of spoo is simply “Kill 'em.”

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Only in Trump’s America. Next we’ll be melting down household scrap metals to build infrastructure.

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What? We’re going to build infrastructure?? Who knew???

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Agreed! The art style, the music, the voices, the variety of gameplay… truly a gem.

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Yeah, We as in not federally funded, cutting frivolous corners is the Trumpocratic way.

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(Hopefully the timestamp works, otherwise go to 1:09:10)

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Technically:


Do the slice them lengthwise?

Could you sell a marinated and dried whole cow as “jerky”?

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