Earthworm jerky exists, unfortunately


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/30/earthworm-jerky-exists-unfort.html


#2

Better than an earthworm jerk…

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#3

That worm looks really fit. I bet he’s been to the earthworm gym.


#4

Was there ever a YouTube channel called “Will it jerky?” I want to know but don’t want to look, I’m afraid of what I might see.


#5

For the rugged, outdoorsy Trout in your life.


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#7

Free-range organic and sun-cured on wholesome local sidewalks. Yummm-mmmmm.


#8

This is the future of food, my friends.


#9

“How To Eat Fried Dried Worms.”


#10

I read “earworm” and got really confused.


#11

I’ve been hoping for a new Earthworm Jim game to be made. Loved the original to bits.


#12

After eating those annelids, you’ll need an anal lid.


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#14

Terrestrial versions of spoo

"…the Interstellar Animal Rights Protection League’s official policy towards the treatment and well being of spoo is simply “Kill 'em.”


#15

Only in Trump’s America. Next we’ll be melting down household scrap metals to build infrastructure.


#16

What? We’re going to build infrastructure?? Who knew???


#17

Agreed! The art style, the music, the voices, the variety of gameplay… truly a gem.


#18

Yeah, We as in not federally funded, cutting frivolous corners is the Trumpocratic way.


#19

(Hopefully the timestamp works, otherwise go to 1:09:10)


#20

Technically:


Do the slice them lengthwise?

Could you sell a marinated and dried whole cow as “jerky”?