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I wish there were some details about the procedure, though 
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My love of banana custard pudding has successfully kept all curses away from me. The key, as always, is to be proactive.
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And which produce do you reccomend for non-scam curse removal?
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Depends. Do you want a curse removed from you or from the banana?
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So which comes first, the banana or the egg?
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Look at that curse removal ingredient. Just look at it!
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Note to self: we can put hocus pocus scammers in jail if they are Asian, but not if they are white because freedom.
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Of curse they do, I mean JUST LOOK AT THEM
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Durian, of course.
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I’m cursing RIGHT NOW!
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Christianite curse-removal scams involve $$$ rather than bananas or eggs, so there is no nasty foreignness involved.
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Usually a couple of nuts are also involved in curse removal.
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If the sufferer could balance an egg along the inner arc of a banana for at least 72 hours, the curse would be lifted.
Just in case, I made that up.
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No wonder the supermarket was completely out of eggs and bananas!
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and lemons.
why was there a run on lemons this weekend?
I needed one for my Pi Day Pie, but what about the rest of you?
Just in case, I made that up.
So did the original curse lifters, I imagine 
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Take a look into Santería. Eggs are used for different “spells” or “curses”
At least you don’t have to deal with dead black chickens on railways or near graveyards.
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