Actually, I’m more concerned about next week’s assignment.
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Mad TV did it better…
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Or achieve respectability. A reactionary authoritarian with strong connections to popular piety, an intimidating surveillance apparatus, and Arctic labor camps that keep America’s deserving children supplied with consumer goods seems too perfect to not be given the official position of Freedom Pal. Even, or especially, if the occasional pinko elf agitator gets a stocking full of patriotic excess from time to time.
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Oh no! RUN! They’re coming to get you!
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2-D papercraft stop motion. We made the bones as individual pieces so that they could all tumble into a heap.
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Slightly hippified academic magnet school. My class had two simultaneous teachers and no chairs.
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Chairs are a tool of the bourgeoisie!
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I thought the Rudolph sketch on SNL last week was the darkest take on that story. Now, I stand corrected.
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Could it be that the Burgermeister Meisterburger ordered the hit? He always did have it out for the Kringle Clan.
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That sounds like a lost masterpiece.
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Oh, that’s good. I’m remembering that one.
Flowery Field Primary School. We never close.
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I intentionally left fictional elves out of the list of suspects.
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