Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/03/elon-is-at-it-again-you-guys.html
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That Ambien will get ya - particularly if taken too much and in combination with recreationals.
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What, no baseless accusations of pedophelia?
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It’s a feature, not a bug.
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The future includes dad jokes.
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I thought they took control of his account away or something. Aren’t there investors with millions of dollars on the hook here? Why would they ever let him do this? 2019 is strange and confusing.
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Does Musk think that the name was concocted by a branding consultant?
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And remember, “mud” spelled backwards is “dum.”
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If I was invested for a few billion in Tesla I would have forced him to sign an ironclad contract forbidding him to ever touch the internet again after the last incident. That they haven’t … they’re morons.
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Alien? That’s Mr. Strong Alien to you!
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Ever wonder why you never see Kanye and Elon in the same room together? I’m beginning to think it’s the same person.
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You know…they both have gotten kind of pudgy…
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The Evian thing isn’t even accurate. Bottled water as a commercial product goes back almost 200 years before Evian. There’s even been an American bottled water industry for longer than Evian has been commercially marketed. https://www.greatlakeslaw.org/blog/2009/03/a-brief-history-of-bottled-water-in-america.html
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I’d say that whatever strain of pot he’s smoking must be really good, except I saw that pathetic bong rip he infamously took, and then exhaled immediately… dude is no real smoker.
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these dumb jokes are probably just to reinforce his legal position that twitter is a platform for jokes and frivolity 
However, speaking of spacey coincidence: Werner von Braun’s SciFi story (Really) “The Mars Project” written in 1953 includes a Martian leader named Elon. Boing Boing did a piece on this a while back
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Nah, but there is an old and lame joke that this is the reason why models drink it.
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