Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/27/energy-drink-banned-after-it-w.html
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So, uh, do they sell in America? Asking for a friend.
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Banned?! Good thing I have 22 cases in my basement ;D
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“These fellows will now have to get their “energy” from another source.”
Essence of Albino?
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Ow, that’s dark.
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Hey hey, profiteering is wrong!
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If Viagra (or rather its generic equivalent) is cheap enough to sling around like that, I’d expect this sort of thing is vastly under-reported. How many quacks must there be whose “exotic herbs” are nothing more than dirt and some crushed pills?
The inevitable next step after this, I reckon.
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RIGHT!
If I start selling them on the street, “energy drink Estelle” might shut me down!!!
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Once the FDA has been disrupted, deregulated, defunded and privatized, look for similar surprises on the shelf.
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Absent of this popular drink, men in that country are now into buying expensive pickup trucks with large tires.
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4loko. “Now with wings for your wang!”
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“Red Bull gives you Schwings”
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He ended up with a six-hour erection.
Oh, that’ll be a bit painful Cowboy.
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That’s a terrible first rodeo.
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Roger That!
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Great! I’ve been wanting to try Radithor - It’s got glowing reviews!
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So, hard water?
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How will I maintain my reputation as a hyperactive fuck-machine now?
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