If they rebrand and need a spokesman, I heard about a guy that used to work at Enterprise who is looking for work.
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Just like in the movie!
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A stiff drink, at the least.
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That’s what the cowboy said, I think you mean.
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If they don’t yet, they soon will, you can be sure of that!
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It’s the 21st century, anyone can ride a steer now.
Even in reverse.
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Holy cow!
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What’s up, Robin?
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Well, there’s no concern about offspring.
Watch out for those STD’s though.
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If I recall right from working there (until about 5 years ago), all of these have already happened, at least in part. Laws came along “speeding drugs through the process;” i.e., making it harder for scientists to review them thoroughly. The budget was flat for years. Instead, user fees were introduced, for drugs, and then for devices, which made the agency even more beholden to industry. Low risk devices were allowed to be regulated by consultants. Basically your garden variety regulatory capture by industry.
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Hahahaha Cocka-Cola
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A spoonful of “sugar” indeed.
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And he did, repeatedly!
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Dude, if your junk starts glowing…
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Reminded me of this story from a couple years ago -
“One whiff and you’re stiff,” barmaid Debbie O’Grady told the Times
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You’ll have so many babies
FOUR HUNDRED BABIES
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Yes, but if they sell it in America it costs $20 a can, since we have the best health care system in the world!
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Is your friend’s name Peter, or Johnson?
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Mountain Dew is named for moonshine and Coca-Cola for once upon a time having small quantities of cocaine.
I guess the 21st century was looking for a different kind of pick-me-up.
If your extremity’s eXtremeness lasts more than four hours, consult a physician right away.
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