Love the irony in the quote at the endâŚ
I donât get it, is she with the firm that markets that energy drink? Because she is doing a fine job of selling it.
I donât drink that stuff, or itâs inverse, communion wine, but I know which tastes better.
To quote me after confirmation, to my pastor & to his credit, he laughed:
âDamn man, if you have saved the best wine for last Iâm sure glad I wasnât here earlierâ
Oh, you wacky fundamentalists are always good for a morning chuckle!
My understanding is that this has been quite thoroughly debunked, but that doesnât seem to stop the fundies.
Just to play devilâs advocate, so what if it were actually true that a âsatanistâ snuck some symbols into the design? Does she think that this will have an effect on something in Heaven or on Earth? Is she suggesting that if you drink it, youâll go to hell? Will it make you more susceptible to demonic possession?
In her mind will the eternal battle of good vs. evil come down to whether or not people buy a soda can?
Or is it as simple as not wanting someone who she perceives to be anti-Christian to make money?
wait, whatâŚ? why would anyâŚhuh?
No. I will play devilâs advocate.
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Get back to me when you are atheist, Monster Energy.
I prefer my horrible energy swill to have no affiliation with the afterlife.
My thoughts exactly. Iâve never drunk this stuff, but if I thought it would annoy her, Iâd buy a can.
The person really going to hell is the vertical videographer. I told my kids that if they ever shoot a vertical video (with the exception of bungy-jumping footage) Iâm flushing their phones.
Nobody can deny that an O with a line through it is a cross? Unless they refuse to use their brain for a few seconds. It could be a slashed zero (null set), that Scandinavian âĂâ letter, or the Greek letter Phi. I would think that any of those would be more likely than a crucifix. And, in any case, itâs not like Jesus has a monopoly on the crucifix either.
I think you just donât understand witchcraft.
Also, learn to film crazies properly people.
Alien conspiracies⌠delusional paranoia.
Satanic conspiracies⌠religion.
I honestly donât see the difference.
Is that better or worse than Starbucks having âmale semenâ (from Ebola-laden âSodomites,â no less) and the âblood of the innocentâ?
( http://www.dailydot.com/lol/starbucks-semen-rant/ )
The people who believe in the Satanic conspiracies are more likely to have connections to power and are therefore more likely to be dangerous.
Itâs about the percentage of the believers in the population. If enough people believe something, regardless how wacky it is it becomes the official doctrine.
For a somewhat relevant example, see e.g. cargo cults.
Satan is âThe Adversaryâ and itâs competition that made this country great, lady!
Where did this poor woman make a wrong turn in life? Sheâs a born communicator and could be using her straight talking ways in service of a higher cause, like burning milk in nonstick pans in department store demos. âAnd just like that, it wipes right out. CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.â Itâs sad to see such skills squandered with this trivial devil talk when there is Teflon waiting to be sold.
By posting this link I canât help but think we are feeding this beasts ego. That being said I wonder if she could decipher the Grizzly Claw label of Kicking Horse coffee.
I thought that Satan was basically like Jehovahâs prosecutor, like a District Attorney. How can he be The Adversary when heâs on The Payroll?
