School bus has "Satanic" brake lights


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#2

I just hope they don’t find out the United States flag has fifty of those obscene symbols, just reeking of brimstone.


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#4

Neither Durham School Services nor the school district would answer any questions about the bus’ brake lights.

Because answering would mean the questions weren’t completely batshit, right?


#5

Also a “Satanic” (or at least non-Christian) symbol:


#6

ohferfucksake


#7

They’re not upside down, they’re merely rotated 72°; tell them to be patient for a moment, I’ll go get them a satanic mechanic.


#8

So the one on the right is Satanic, but the one on the left is OK? :smile:


#9

clearly onto something here… I mean look at the bus number “19543” it obvious really - 1+5 =6, 9-3 = 6 and 5 next to 4 . the difference is 1 so 5 -1 = 6. = 666. So obvious if you are just willing to see… Jesus built my Hotrod? Beelzebub drove my School-bus more like… Hail Satan tonight!


#10

Funny, I don’t see an upside down star, I see a star that’s rotated about 36 degrees…


#11

Wait’ll she sees the stick shift. Looks kinda like a dick. And the wheels totally look like tits from a certain angle. It is a satanic, dick-shifted titbus. FROM HELL.


#12

Might want to check that math…

Oh and the number of the beast is actually 616. But 9+3=12 and 2-1=1 so it still works out.


#13

Obviously just a star.

However Monster Energy Drink clearly has the mark of the beast.


#14

That takes me back. Wow, did I love their first album. Their later stuff just got way too commercial.


#15

It’s a Zionist conspiracy!


#16

Don’t worry, it’s just the Mormons - http://architecturerevived.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/architecture-of-nauvoo-temple.html#cite_ref-39


#17

It must be… interesting to be so frothingly superstitious that simple geometry regularly sends you into a panic. But hey, at least there aren’t any real problems with our education system that these parents could be spending their time and effort on, right?


#18

“Why’d they put it up there,” Marsha Hudson asked. “Why’d they put it upside down?”

So that the souls of the children inside may be claimed for Satan.


#19

I mean, duh-doy, right?


#20

It’s obviously a miracle; a sign that I should convert to Satanism. Your move, Jesus… I’m expecting your face on a pastrami sandwich today if you want my soul back.