Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/03/bad-trip-guaranteed-trump-sha.html
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Those little pills must look hhuuuuuge in Trump’s hands.
Probably Viagra.
It’s the brown acid all over again.
There’s no grade of MDMA that would entice me to put that in my mouth.
Multiply that by what police consider huge or massive, as in “massive drug bust”.
The orange ones are obviously suppositories. Nobody would put something that looks like that in their mouth, would they?
It probably isn’t MDMA anyway.
“Just one give you the most beautiful, really the most elegant OD ever. Believe me!”
It could be a fascist version of Flintstones vitamins and I still wouldn’t put it in my mouth.
I bet if you do put it in your mouth, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement afterwards too.
In fairness:he could probably do with some E.
But you’d get $130,000!
I’m going to begin using The Orange Suppository as my new moniker for Drumpf. It suits him so well!
My highschool gave us a Dave Chappelle style anti drug speech where at one point the speaker spent a solid couple minutes urging us not to do “sextasy” - combining Viagra and ecstasy to counter the impotence that ecstasy normally generates. It was oddly specific, none of us had heard of it, though I’m sure a few were intrigued by the idea and made a mental note.
Actually, I’ve heard that about x, but have never gathered evidence.
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