Bad trip guaranteed: Trump-shaped ecstasy pills seized in drug bust

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/03/bad-trip-guaranteed-trump-sha.html

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Those little pills must look hhuuuuuge in Trump’s hands.

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Probably Viagra.

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It’s the brown acid all over again.

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There’s no grade of MDMA that would entice me to put that in my mouth.

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Multiply that by what police consider huge or massive, as in “massive drug bust”.

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Fhzo725

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The orange ones are obviously suppositories. Nobody would put something that looks like that in their mouth, would they?

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It probably isn’t MDMA anyway.

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“Just one give you the most beautiful, really the most elegant OD ever. Believe me!”

It could be a fascist version of Flintstones vitamins and I still wouldn’t put it in my mouth.

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I bet if you do put it in your mouth, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement afterwards too.

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In fairness:he could probably do with some E.

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But you’d get $130,000!

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I’m going to begin using The Orange Suppository as my new moniker for Drumpf. It suits him so well!

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My highschool gave us a Dave Chappelle style anti drug speech where at one point the speaker spent a solid couple minutes urging us not to do “sextasy” - combining Viagra and ecstasy to counter the impotence that ecstasy normally generates. It was oddly specific, none of us had heard of it, though I’m sure a few were intrigued by the idea and made a mental note.

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Actually, I’ve heard that about x, but have never gathered evidence.

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