Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/26/florida-man-was-selling-trump.html
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Who would put that in their mouth?! Must assume these are suppositories.
Also, OF COURSE this is Florida Man.
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Ugh. Hours of banal chatter, assumption of invincibility, and the baseless conviction that everyone loves you. And then there are these pills.
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Wouldn’t the Trumpy config totally cancel out any feeling of ecstasy?
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He must have known his audience. It’s Florida after all.
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MAGA MDMA
The war on drugs. So much winning!
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Talk about a bad trip…
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Face AND ass all on the same pill. Brilliant, tastes like ass feelz like shit.
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Given the frauds that anything branded with Biff’s image or name turns out to be, I’d expect this “MDMA” to be a mix of crushed Flintstones vitamins, chalk dust and asbestos.
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Sounds deeelish.
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Maybe not a drug problem, exactly, but if you put that thing to your mouth you definitely need some sorta help.
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It tested out to be MDMA? Seems out of character for Trump - to really be Trumpian it should be sold as ecstasy but actually contain PMA/PMMA/BZP/TFMPP/mephedrone or whatever awful thing is being sold as ‘ecstasy’ this week.
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i wouldn’t put something like that in my mouth.
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Makes perfect sense-- in the ‘olden’ days we always used cartoon characters for LSD blotter art.
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad trip, maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn.
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I think he needs to revisit his marketing. I really can’t say I know my way around recreational drug, but Ecstasy doesn’t seem to resonate with Trump for me. Maybe if they were trying to bring Quaaludes back?
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That guy was only 23? Looks like he is related to Stephen Miller.
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Pillreports has the UK ones testing as MDMA/MDxx, high dosage.the US reports are trip reports from users. No surprise re the UK ones at least; the ‘pop-culture topical’ pills are usually Dutch manufacture, and spread out from the North-West of England generally til the fakers get their act together and copy the pill press patterns. Wouldn’t surprise me at all to find if you snap them open there’s glitter or some other fancy internal distinguishing marks through the high-test versions.
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