Originally published at: Trump-headed dildos are "NOT FOR MEN" | Boing Boing
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How about “Not for Humans?”
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It’s funny because the GOP has turned into a contest about who can crawl up Trump’s ass the hardest
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More fantastical thinking. We all know it’s more of a mushroom and much much smaller.
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And yet I cannot fathom a single woman desiring that, but I can totally see some conservative “no homo” guy ending in an hospital with one of these stuck inside their rectum…
The biggest joke God made was making straight guys’ G-spot be inside their bodies and easily accessible only by their anuses. Maybe if more straights got prostate massages they would stop trying to make other people’s lives as miserable as theirs…
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We finally know the contents of Lindsey Graham’s closet.
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Trump-headed dildos are “NOT FOR MEN”
Good grief. Absolutely not the headline I needed to see under “New” first thing in the morning.
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I think it’s quite clear they’re anti-Trump, but I also want to believe that they hope to sell some of these to actual Trump supporters, and then maybe get served with a cease-and-desist from Trump, because that would be HILARIOUS.
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Porn stars are known for selling lifelike replicas of their gear (male and female) for “private use”, butt somehow I doubt these were taken from actual castings of Trump’s lil peepee. Or his head.
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You can get the real thingy, real cheap these days. Yucky Poo!
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I could have gone my whole life without knowing these existed.
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Mike Oxmall
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and here I thought tRump had his head up his own ass the whole time (along with Lindsey and the others)
why would I want his head up my ass?
maybe he has own of his own so he can follow through with the calls for him to go fuck himself?
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My GF showed this to me yesterday. So many responses…
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So, like, literally cucking then? The thing they like to throw around at everyone else - once again projection.
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These look like home made casts… which begs the story behind this idea. Also, did anyone critique the badly made veins and the other person insisted it was ok, because it is not.
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Do you buy these things casually like you do condoms at the drug store?
“Yeah, Ill take this pack of gum, and a magazine, a snickers bar - oh and I guess this box of condoms.”
“Yeah, Ill take the Mossberg 12 gauge, and that Glock 17, 100 rounds of 9mm, and, oh, huh, what’s this? Lets add this purple dildo on there. You know… for the wife.”
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Coming soon to Bass Pro shops nationwide.
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Reminds me of that scene from evil dead
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Mike Oxmall would like to thank his employees Mike Hunt and Amanda Hugnkiss for risking injury to both body and soul to verify that these are not for men. As a token of gratitude, they have been given a gift certificate for Dicken’s Cider
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There will be cease and desist, at least until Trump himself is guaranteed the lion’s share of the profits.
Personally I’m waiting for the Don Jr., which I expect will be approved for male use.
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