Trump's Acting Attorney General was an active participant in a scam company that marketed "masculine toilets"


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/14/time-traveling-bitcoin.html


#2

Trump needs to learn the virtues of a dart board when picking candidates. While certainly all media wants his scalp…doesn’t explain why he continues to inflict humor on himself.


#3

Whitaker is a trumpanzie goon, and that’s on a good day. Holy Mother of Dog, please swear in that Democrat controlled Congress, STAT!


#4

Another grotesque creature added to the swamp by the America’s foremost public grifter.


#5

Whitaker is a complete, all around, total fail. Fits perfectly in this administration!


#6

So he’s a colorful character. I think he’s interesting!


#7

Cold porcelain is an unwelcome sensation.


#8

now that I think about, the entire idea of a toilet is very yonic.

I guess these toilets were much more masculine, some sort of cylinder/robot arm that reaches into the anus and removes each poo individually? Much more masculine than dropping your turds into an extremely vaginal “bowl”


#9

Every time you think Trump cannot possibly get any lower, the asshole finds a bigger shovel…


#10

Sounds like they just had a dick notch.


#11

you’re too far away to neuralize, so i’ll have to ask you do drink a few shots of 151 while I edit that post - sounds like I’ve got a hot business opportunity brewing


#12

I think we just found the perfect nickname for Whitaker though.

Dick Notch.

Rolls off the tongue.


#13

There’s really no reason to debase Mixed Martial Artists in this article.


#14

It just boggles my mind how any sane person can vote GOP.


#15

It’s fun to say “Ooh, that’s cold!” after unzipping at one of the low urinals.


#16

Acting in commercials must be right at the very top of the list of soul crushing professions.


#17

Trump’s Acting Attorney General was an active participant in a scam company that marketed “masculine toilets”

Well, of /course/ he was.


#18

how can you keep your penis flacid enough to rest in a slot if you’re pushing out turds? :thinking:


#19

Would the guy fit in the Obama administration? No.
Does he fit in the Trump administration? Cabinet-level!


#20

“Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter and I hope that their first toilet is a masculine toilet, and I pledge my never ending loyalty.”