nothing is true
True, dat.
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oh snap
the orange ones look so realistic!
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What fresh Lovecraftian horror is this?
No, just all sorts of no.
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So, a legal cock-block?
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I’m sure these will wind up in the obligatory “2021’s Rectal Foreign Bodies” news recaps as New Year’s Day 2022 approaches.
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Pictured: Dickens Cider owner and operator Hugh Jorgen giving Ms Hugnkiss a hot hard Dickens Cider
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No, they’re for Proud Boys
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I wish I were rich; I’d buy a few hundred and send them to various republics in congress, in Georgia, etc. Some politicians, such as Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and EmptyG would get three…
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I don’t see what’s unusual about this specific dildo, pretty much all of them have a dickhead at the tip
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It’s like when the Bundy Brothers made a video waving around dildoes that people mailed them. You know they’ll secretly love it on some level.
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I was about to go get some lunch, but I think I’ll wait a few days instead.
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Is everyone noticing that the “Trump cock” appropriately has no balls?
And “NOT FOR MEN”?? Oh, my bad, I just signed this co-branding deal with:
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At last, in the privacy of your home or office, you can indeed stick Trump “where the sun don’t shine”!
No thanks, he’s already done enough to fuck us all in the ass and I’m sure not going to encourage him doing any more.
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#notforallmen
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Reminds me of the penis with Ronald Reagan’s head from “Ed The Happy Clown”
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None of the dildos pictured are quite orange enough to be realistic…
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