Florida Man was selling Trump-shaped ecstasy pills, cops say

I’m still holding out for the Cosby shaped roofies.

4 Likes

Were the pills Cheetos-flavored? If not, sad

1 Like

The agony and the ecstacy.

5 Likes

I just want everyone to stop and realize that tRump shaped E means that someone made a orange shitgibbon shaped pill press…

Donald Duck and Goofy were great.

“Great Again” printed on the back.

photo of pill with ‘TRUMP’ printed on the back

1 Like

That won’t bring the magic back.

A member of the League of Floridary Gentlemen?

2 Likes

Sadly, the pills were not laced with krokodil.

The ones with “Great Again” on the back were from a different arrest in Indiana in 2018. The pills from the photo are from the current arrest in Florida.

Oh that would be nice. Where I am in Canada, I wouldn’t want to take any pills that hadn’t been tested. A local harm reduction org does reagent and FTIR testing at festivals, and they always find a sizable minority of pills are adulterated or something completely other than what they were sold as.

A friend of mine had a very bad time indeed a year ago from “E” that turned out to be PMMA. There were a number of deaths some years earlier from what was uncritically reported in the press to be “E” but almost certainly wasn’t.

Maybe they taste like circus peanuts?

2 Likes

floridabb

2 Likes

No doubt. It was handy in my rave days having Holland just over the water.

Are you comparing Trump to Mr. Natural?

At least it’s a way of saying “these will fuck you up big time” without having to print any text on them.

This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.