5,000 orange ecstasy tablets shaped like Trump's head seized by German police

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/08/22/trump-mdma.html

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Saw that in my feed this morning; didn’t click on it.

I dunno about anyone else, but giving drugs names with negative connotations make me less likely to do them, not more so.

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Not orange enough, hands aren’t tiny enough, hair weave not implausible enough
(or whatever that dead muskrat is on his head)
please see me after class

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Can you take MDMA as a suppository?

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If it was ketamine I’d understand!

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or hemlock!

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Looks like a Flintstones vitamin made by a schlocky 70s horror type artist.

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And Angela is found happily playing Farm Simulator? Coincidence? I think not

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Maybe that’s the idea. Increasing MDMA usage in the UK during the late 80s and early 90s is correlated with a reduction in football hooliganism.

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or a strong laxative mixed with gold glitter!

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Sources tell me that these orange pills do not give you a boner.

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They got caught because people were spitting them out? That’s what I thought…

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Trump’s vibe may be the opposite, but the experience of BEING Trump – the drunken adulation of idiots, the endless conversations that go nowhere, purely mechanical horniness that can never reach a climax – there’s many who would gladly pay for that.

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Gets you into a ‘Trump Trance’. Nothing good about that.

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I believe that’s a different drug

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Funny you should say that. Didn’t I once hear someone say that Trump looked like a Flintstones vitamin made by a schlocky 70s horror type artist?

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At least he’s making some people happy, if only for an hour.

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Yeah, I’d think just the association would make it more likely to be a bad trip (I believe such things are possible even on ecstasy), not to mention that I’d be more likely to assume the pills were dangerous fakes - orange colored rat poison or something.

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Right?

And I totally know people who had bad experiences with ecstasy…

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No way I’m putting that in my mouth.

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