Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/25/couple-accidentally-received-2.html
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…realized they were probably stimulants and returned the package to their local post office…
That went down quite differently than a similar incident that occurred not far from where I live:
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Honey, come here. The fish are acting funny.
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Sorry, Scotland. No party for you.
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Im taking decorative stones right now! … Have I ever told you guys how much I love you?
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“We would like to return these, we ordered acid, not Ecstasy.”
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I was flabbergasted that they told the police, then saw they live in Austria. Mystery solved!
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I would tell the police too if I got mailed 24.500 tabs of ecstasy.
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I see what you did there…
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I would tell the police if I got mailed 23,493 tabs of ecstasy. Gosh officer I have no idea why they mailed such an odd number.
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In fact, I would be extremely happy to tell them.
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You know, I don’t think 24 tabs of ecstasy is anything to make a criminal fuss about.
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Imagine the trip if she ingested all of them…at once…wow
All I got was some crappy chopsticks and a cheap mounting bracket for an Echo Dot I don’t own.
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“yes, officer. I have no idea how two thousand eighty pills ended up at my door!”
now please excuse me while I go rub my face on the carpet
/mmmm, berber…
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Hmm, maybe I’ve erred by doing them one at a time… BRB.
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I fluv how the total number of E-tabs keeps getting smaller with each hypothetical conversation with the po-po.
^_^
That said, I’m Black, so even in Australia, I wouldn’t be calling anybody in authority, period.
In fact, I disavow reading this article, and I have no idea what anyone is talking about…
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Considering that the LD50 in humans is suspected to be in the 10-20mg/Kg range, I suspect it would be a relatively short trip, and may be only transiently pleasant.
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