Even Mrs. Gump used the back door to get her boy into school

Seriously, though, this is a weird post.

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Could have been the back door too, maybe she was kinky that way.

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In 1981 she starred in “Back Roads.”

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The problem with the buy-a-library path is that while your kid can get in, it will be widely known that the only reason your kid got in was because you bought a library.

These people were after the status of being able to say that they didn’t have to buy a library. Their kid was good enough that they got in on their own merit!

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How the fuck is the title of the youtube clip “Ms. Gump seduces schoolmaster”? Why does that irritate me so much?

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Because it completely misrepresents the scene.

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You’re thinking like a poor pleb. The right response is “I’m in a top school, and my parents bought the school a library, F yeah - I’m great”.

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"We wouldn’t want to see somebody left behind."

He likely saw somebody’s left behind.

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