Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/30/watch-a-black-bear-break-into.html
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Bear was just inquiring about night school options.
So Betsy DeVos was right, teachers do need to be armed because bears?
This is the worst timeline.
Ever have that dream where you’re back in school and you realize you haven’t been to class all semester and you don’t know your locker combination, and also you’re a bear?
Of course, Mr. Munroe has a cartoon for that…
So you’re from the “Berenstein” universe too! We really need to figure out how to get back there, and to inform President Clinton about this anomaly - she will definitely want to hear of it.
Looking for a honey flavored vape some student ditched into a trash can?
Meanwhile, in Canada…
“Fretz is such a wonderful place to learn and grow that even the bears are knocking down the doors to get in”.
Okay, I want her at my school.
Edit: Why isn’t the whole footage set to yakity-sax yet?
Why any sentient creature would ever set foot in a middle school if they weren’t absolutely required to is a mystery to me.
I think the german shepherd who sneaked into a store in Stockholm and walked over to the shelf with dog treats to steal them was smarter.
The Bear Council shall hear of this!
Well, I’d probably have enjoyed it more if I was a bear.
MY PEOPLE! we need to stick together until we can escape this nightmare timeline.
The only thing that stops a bad bear with arms (ok front legs) is a good bear with arms
Right right right.
Where I went, this was a viability screen for post high school survival.
Do teachers have a right to bear arms?
That cub appears to be quite panicked and scared.
Much like I experienced school.
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