Everything Is Teeth – An unsettling, autobiographical peek at a childhood obsession


Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/01/everything-is-teeth-an-uns.html


I was expecting this to be @beschizza’s manual on Photoshopping!


Perpendicular teeth


I’m surprised that the reviewer didn’t observe some of the other obvious parallels between sharks and womanhood:

-Women have a special electromagnetic sense for detecting their prey in low-light conditions
-Women have row after row of razor sharp teeth, which constantly replace themselves
-Women can sense weak or wounded prey from miles away
-Women, like sharks, have no swim bladder.
-Women are terribly strong. If you are fishing for them, you’d best be using heavy gear.




Teeth, you only have to brush and floss the ones you want to keep.


@crenquis i approve:


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