Would it go with the eye of the idol I picked up?
Facebook ad reassures shoppers that exotic chair with three taxidermied sheep heads is "not satanic"
To quote a line from Quick Change, it’s bad luck just seeing something like that.
There’s the way to make your money. It’s a holy chair representing the trinity. You’ll be blessed by God if you buy this (and other unverifiable claims).
No refunds.
And sad.
“might be goat, might be lamb… i know what i got”
Apparently not.
It´s bloody ugly thou.
No lumbar support, but if you scratch behind its ears, it might lick you.
Also, caution: Do not sneak up behind it. The chair startles easily and has a pretty mean kick.
Came to say the same. Why negate the product’s only likely selling point?
Agnus Dei.
This. Satan’s whole game is to be attractive, seductive, even. (Just watch the TV show!) This is neither, and would cause much gross-out in any home.
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