Facebook ad reassures shoppers that exotic chair with three taxidermied sheep heads is "not satanic"

Would it go with the eye of the idol I picked up?

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To quote a line from Quick Change, it’s bad luck just seeing something like that.

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There’s the way to make your money. It’s a holy chair representing the trinity. You’ll be blessed by God if you buy this (and other unverifiable claims).

No refunds.

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And sad.

“might be goat, might be lamb… i know what i got”
Apparently not.

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It´s bloody ugly thou.

No lumbar support, but if you scratch behind its ears, it might lick you.

Also, caution: Do not sneak up behind it. The chair startles easily and has a pretty mean kick.

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Came to say the same. Why negate the product’s only likely selling point?

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Agnus Dei.

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This. Satan’s whole game is to be attractive, seductive, even. (Just watch the TV show!) This is neither, and would cause much gross-out in any home.

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“Poor taste.”

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