The chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away

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Buy two, for when you invite the God Botherers at the door in for a chat.

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Interestingly, I see two different potential faces in this chair. One is the slightly grinning back cushion only. The other combines both cushions and shows a face like one of the great apes. Do you see it?

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it is definitely giving off a MODOK vibe/

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I expected something like this

That was much worse.

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yeah that looks comfy

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Pretty sure it is saying something like, “Tell me more about your mother.”

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“The chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away”

That would just make a creepy chair into a threateningly creepy chair. Better to try reupholstering it. If it screams, you’ve got a whole 'nother problem.

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I could only see the ape face at first, which made me wonder what all the fuss was about because it looks adorable and a little pensive. Then when you pointed out there were two, I could see the ape’s nose as a mouth and now I get the creep factor!

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Definite villain potential.
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Indeed.

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Now you did it.

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You didn’t expect that!

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Perfect image to inspire creation of a new SCP.

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Nobody does.

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Could be worse. :grin:

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