The chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away

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Originally published at: The chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away | Boing Boing

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[Mindysan33]

[RickMycroft]

Buy two, for when you invite the God Botherers at the door in for a chat.

[lastchance]

[bashful]

Interestingly, I see two different potential faces in this chair. One is the slightly grinning back cushion only. The other combines both cushions and shows a face like one of the great apes. Do you see it?

[dabeyc]

it is definitely giving off a MODOK vibe/

[docosc]

I expected something like this

That was much worse.

[dabeyc]

yeah that looks comfy

[Mister44]

Pretty sure it is saying something like, “Tell me more about your mother.”

[euansmith]

[spyramid]

“The chair should be doused in holy water, wrapped in caution tape, and locked away”

That would just make a creepy chair into a threateningly creepy chair. Better to try reupholstering it. If it screams, you’ve got a whole 'nother problem.

[BakaNeko]

[Surprise_Puma]

I could only see the ape face at first, which made me wonder what all the fuss was about because it looks adorable and a little pensive. Then when you pointed out there were two, I could see the ape’s nose as a mouth and now I get the creep factor!

[HaroldHill]

Definite villain potential.

[snigs]

[RickMycroft]

Indeed.

Ottoman Empress

[LutherBlisset]

Now you did it.

You didn’t expect that!

[mns]

Perfect image to inspire creation of a new SCP.

[mns]

Nobody does.

[bobsyeruncle666]

Could be worse.