What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Interestingly dildo statues were made in the paleolythic
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That’s Derrick! He collects those things. He’s not gonna sell it.
That’s a sculpture, technically. That the Droogs use in the home invasion/rape scene. To kill the lady with.
Spoilers.
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The sex shop has reportedly said “just keep it. Honestly we DO NOT want it back now.”
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SOMEBODY’S looking forward to the Republican National Convention a little more than I am.
But now I can’t wait to see this thing on Fox coverage.
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I doubt that it will be resold intact . . .
I’m sorry; I read it as Vegass.
Are you suggesting that the one this guy stole is supposed to be functional?
That’s a perfectly cromulent word.
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I would hang a mailbox off the “head”.
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Well it is pretty extreme…
Suggestion:
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If not, then we can blame Bob Goatse for this heist.
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Well, I was thinking of the difference between one that’s an objet d’art and one that’s, like, a cigar store Indian that’s all dick and no Indian, but good point. Internet pedantry fail.
Interpol has been alerted and investigators are calling for further details from any witnesses. However Police are adamant that they have narrowed down the search criteria:
Gotta feel sorry for that poor Muffler Man.
Well a homage to a a penis represented in dildo form.
Yep. Never mind!
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Duke “TROUT” is that your mailbox? Hmmmm?
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Maybe he’s lonely during covid and just wants someone to talk to.
