Originally published at: Fake belly buttons to make your legs seem longer | Boing Boing
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This post about weird body image concerns paradoxically made me feel better about myself. The LEAST offensive thing about my torso is the location of my belly button!
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Apply Directly To Forehead!
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are they available in an outie? tired of my old innie.
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I know some people have had success with that by getting pregnant; sometimes the navel indicates when the baby is almost done by poking outward like a pop-up turkey thermometer.
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Never forget Gene Roddenberry’s revenge on standards and practices.
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If this isn’t a golden opportunity for a belly button location preference survey, then I don’t know what!
- Outie
- Innie
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Awesome! Now I’ll be able to collect twice as much sweater lint.
Truly a wonderful thing!
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Album name.
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I used to have an outie. Not anymore 
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It won’t be a second store unless it’s hairy, supposedly. The belly button also seems to be a paradise for bacteria, no idea what effect fluff has on that biome, but I do think it’s wonderful there’s a small example of what skin is like in a “natural” state on almost everyone.
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I’ve got to get some of these. For, um perfectly normal reasons, nothing weird or anything. Perfectly. Normal.
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Checks. Shouldn’t be a problem.
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I like a Shake-it-all-aboutie.
In other news…
Who needs a Navel when you’re Naval?
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I wonder how people would react if I put one on my back?
checks if those are on ebay
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Well, I guess it doesn’t have all the nasty side-effects of the most common device for making legs looks longer: high-heeled shoes.
Dammit, came here to post that.
I was pleased to discover that Mariette Hartley is still kickin’ it.
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He has a naval navel.
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