FBI agent describes finding "Frankensteins" and a "cooler full of penises" at an unregulated Arizona body-donation center

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/22/biological-resource-center.html

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I guess somebody isn’t going to get the box of dicks he ordered after all.

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Unicorn chaser, STAT!

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“cooler full of penises”

That’s a sausage party.

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Or a bag full of dicks

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you think you have a good handle on all the fucked up shit that’s around in this world…and then…

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Pretty sure I’ve seen “Cooler Full of Penises”. Didn’t they open for Iggy at the Roseland Ballroom, back before it closed?

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“Cooler full of penises”. Does that imply high demand, or low demand, compared to other organs?

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I am picturing demand from Chinese oligarchs here.

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They were obviously just preparing a package for delivery to the Icelandic penis museum:

https://phallus.is/en/

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No, that was the BuzzCocks. Appropriately named for this situation.

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Maybe local governments should just have scheduled dropoff days like some cities do for old batteries and used motor oil.

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How did I miss that place after two visits to Reykjavik???

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& used penises too

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And I would have gotten away with powering my dick ship if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

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Obligatory

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As ordered!

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Looking back, it’s fortunate that GOP focus groups were able to steer Mitt Romney toward the relatively uncontroversial “binders full of women” before he began talking publicly about having “coolers full of penises.”

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