I never specifically said that I wouldn’t sell your loved ones body parts piece by piece.
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If only Donald Glover had used a different random name generator, he too could have been called:
“Cooler Full of Penises”
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“You want a toe? I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon.”
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Horrific, and it reminded me of this:
I wonder if Gore and Parcells ever hung out together?
Can this type of behavior be considered the acts of a “lazy serial killer”?
What are the odds he hasn’t actually killed anyone? He’s developed quite the haystack in which to hide needles.
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We strolled around a bit together then. Later, a voice very like MacCab’s called outfrom down the hill, “Damn! I need a left femur and this one ain’t got one!” “Left femur, you say?” came an ancient croaking voice from nearby, which could have been Owen’s. “I’ve one right here I ain’t usin’. Have you a liver, though? That’s my need.” “Easily done!” came the reply. “Bide a moment. There! Trade?” “You have it! Catch!” Something flashed through the air to rattle farther down the hill, followed by scurrying sounds. “Fair enough! Here’s yer liver!” There came a splap from higher up and a muttered “Got it!
A Night in the Lonesome October, October 17.
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a “large torso with the head removed and replaced with a smaller head sewn together in a ‘Frankenstein’ manner;”
I thought “cooler full of penises” would be the strangest part of this story, but I stand corrected.
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Shouldn’t that be “cooler full of peni”?
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I think they were the warmup for “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” shows, no?
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The most important word in the title is “unregulated”. See where it can get ya, GOP?
A handle is useful, but these days I’d augment that with a donned space suit and a 30 foot grocery grabber.
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I’ve only been to Reykjavik once, but that was my exact thought when I saw this! How did I miss that place?
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Look, It gets cold in Reykjavik…
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Penes, but penises is an acceptable alternative.
Phalli is the correct plural of phallus though
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Gore faced a variety of charges; in 2015 he pleaded guilty to supplying his customers with “contaminated body parts” and "using body parts in ways the donors had not permitted."
And he was sentenced to probation.
Loveliness – yet again – abounds.
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Packed in ice, apparently.
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The heart wants -who wants hearts?
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Liked because Young Frankenstein is an awesome movie.
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