they first promised me fiber optics to my house , direct , when deregulation happened in the 1980s ~
then they promised me in 2004 , 2009 , and so on !!
and now , they can replace my copper when they pry it out of the hot as hell smelter down at the recycle place !!
good fortune to all !! and , please be carefull of the unicorns in the backyard !! those horns can gore and kill , and it is sorta mating season !!