Finding the clumsy stormtrooper

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Wow and I thought the Donkey Kong guy had crazy hair!

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Bonk…
“Aren’t you a little tall for a stormtrooper?”

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I found this trailer more compelling than the last few Star Wars cinema trailers.

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I mean, this guy gives the History Channel “I’m not saying it was aliens…” guy a run for his money!

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They were ALL stupid. I mean that so-called “armor” is bloody useless and stops zero blaster hits. And they’re the freakin’ bad guys, so why is the armor white, ffs? They charge through open doors, into the teeth of a hail of zinging pulses like, “well, I guess this is it.” They should be shooting at their commanders instead for using them as sacrificial props for the story’s dramatic battles. No trooper in his right mind would put up with that kind of abuse.

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Worst comb over ever. :wink:

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