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Something something just trying to escape the election news already something
What be you a-thinking of? You should not be waking. Eat earth! Dig deep! Drink water! Go to sleep.
Now what’s going to save it from alien abduction?
My favorite piece of equipment at the fire station is the cat carrier. My favorite moment from training, where trainees were mixed from rural and urban fire departments was when the trainer mentioned that you need to be ready and able to guide frightened livestock from a burning barn. The country people nodded their head like, “yup, makes sense”. The city people about fell out of their chairs.
Sounds similar to training for dealing with passengers on a ship… We don’t get to barbecue one of the survivors later, the Royal Navy on the other hand…
He’s just very shy.
As soon as I saw the album cover I could hear “I’d rather eat Johnson” and “you needn’t eat the leg!”…
Not to mention “how long is it???”
When I looked for this GIF auto complete at one point suggested “Monty Python’s Flying Cybertruck”.
Now there’s an idea.
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