Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/16/a-cow-escaped-from-a-rodeo-6-m.html
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Run, Betsy; run!
Corb Lund: Cows Around https://g.co/kgs/XgH5He
Change the story from “cow” to “pig” and all the old farmers will chime in with similar stories.
Someone said ‘cow’?
OK, i’m with you on the story about the cow. Very cute and all. But this:
What the hell?
He should put out some bred for her to lik
Came to ask the same question. The machines have really taken over, eh? Poor humans, unable to blog unless they add an image. Just another step in the machines dumbing us down.
All her milk must be cottage cheese by now.
“She’s a go-getter"
Go-getter? More like go-awayer!
This is obviously not Betsy’s first rodeo.
Six months from now:
Several cows escaped into the outskirts of Anchorage 6 months ago and no one can catch them
no one can catch her
Well, there is one man. But I warn you, he’s a loose cannon.
After reading that plan to use other cows to assist with her capture, I hope Betsy convinces the rest of the confined cattle to join her!
a cow escaped from a rodeo. a rodeo is generally full of cowboys, is it not? and they’re there to demonstrate their skills? skills pertaining to the control and management of cow assets? and none of them could catch the cow?
they all fail. they had one job, and none of them could do it in a real world scenario.
♪ Betsy loves to run ♫
and some people say cows are stupid.
A cow escaped from a rodeo…
Cause for celebration!