Originally published at: Watch: Bull escapes rodeo pen and runs wildly through crowd | Boing Boing
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I was rooting for the bull.
Revenge is sweet, for the Bull.
Florida Bull.
Mess with the bull, ya get the horns…
Poor baby–I wouldn’t want to hang out with those assholes either.
The poor dumb animal was scared as hell with all the noise and crazyass people. He was going after people, he just wanted to get away from all the madness. I’d be scared too with all the DeSantis freaks around. At least some dumbass cop didn’t shoot him.
ETA you beat me to it. But yeah, you’re right.
STAY CALM!!!
STAY CAAAAAAAAAAALLLMMMM!!!
Tex Ritter recorded a song about a cowboy who tries to ride a brahma bull in a rodeo. I always liked the lines
The crowd was a-cheerin’ both me and that bull
He needed no help, while I had my hands full.
Or, as Tom Lehrer wrote:
For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!
I just got tickets to the gay rodeo in the Bay Area for me and the children, grandma and siblings are all going too. I am certain that the commentators will be way WAY cooler than this guy; Mr “Stay Calm” over and over in a panicked tone of voice.
Love them cowboys/girls/folks. I have worked mild mannered cattle from horseback before and it is a RUSH! This never happened to me growing up in 4H thank goodness.
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