Flatware for germophobes


That’s one way to keep the table clean.


Can’t be too safe, better dip everything in the finger bowl and hold over the candle.


Replace the candle with a Bunsen burner and that’s exactly how my brother used to clean his hands when he was a hospital lab tech.


I keep my finger bowl full of alcohol, too. Well, wine, anyway. And it’s really a wine glass, but whatever.


I had the sudden realization that using one of these forks would likely result in me stabbing myself in the upper lip.

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