Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/06/flight-attendant-jazzes-up-lan.html
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Just waiting for the lawyers to show up.
Well done, anyway!
I prefer deadpan pilots… After a particularly hard landing; “Thanks for dropping into Burbank with us today”
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WestJet attendants are required/encouraged to tell lame jokes, say supposedly humourous things, and apparently most importantly, say everything three eff-ing times during each announcement. Air Canada has formulaic, structured, clear, and blessedly short announcements. Give me the latter.
/don’t get me started on “Paging Mr. Smith, please quickly come to Gate 14. Boarding is now complete, and if you don’t hurry, you’ll miss the flight.” Uh, if Mr. Smith isn’t on the plane, then boarding isn’t complete.
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