Florida cow arrested by police after months on the lam

[thomdunn]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/19/florida-cow-arrested-by-police.html

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[ChuckV]

[RickMycroft]

[anon61221983]

Did they ever catch the monkey on the lam?

[anon33176345]

Moon-jumping mammal evades capture.

[vytautas_malesh]

Florida Man here: previously the cow had evaded capture by blending into crowds, but now that we’re all self-quarantining, she had nowhere to hide.

[zuludaddy]

That poor lam.

[RickMycroft]

Cow with lam:

[_osivot]

“Can I help you?”

[davide405]

At least it wasn’t carrying a halberd…

[moortaktheundea]

All cows are bovines.

[Mangochin]

Devin Nunes could not be found for a comment

[anon61221983]

[Sludge]

Betsy, is that you?

[FloridaManJefe]

pshaw! Mainlander problems!

[DiveGirl]

Evil Alien Conquerers tried this… https://youtu.be/eltUh-VMAKI