Originally published at: Florida is getting a Peppa Pig theme park | Boing Boing
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Being in Florida, this exciting park will no doubt be employee and patron vaccine-mandate-free, to add to the excitement!
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There is already Peppa Pig World here in UK so not worlds first 
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The only safe person will be the guy in the Peppa Pig costume, but he’ll probably die of heatstroke, because Peppa dials 999 instead of 911.
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We’ve got plenty of real pigs looking for employment.
Stay away from boars though
I expected something more flounder-like for the costumes:
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In related news, Miami Dade PD are changing their motto to Protect and Serve Crispy Bacon.
Because everybody loves a mascot.
And cos they’re pigs.
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