Florida Man attempting to rob bank leaves behind job application form with username, password


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#2

Oh Florida Man, you are such a scamp…


#3

I can see his point. Its really hard to get your application seen by a human these days.


#4

That explains why all the recent tweets from @CRUZFELIPE36 say stuff like “LOL I’M A STUPID A-HOLE AND NOW IM IN JAIL!!1!!!”


#5

I wonder what circumstances led him to this point.


#6

Isn’t there a law against using such a crappy password?

Edit: isn’t there a law against such poor reading comprehension? Anyway, his username isn’t that great. And his password was probably lame, too.


#7

Are we sure he started robbing out the bank? Maybe he just waved the gun around so that they would actually move faster than a glacier.


#8

Did someone say Florida Man?


#9

Don’t forget Florida Woman – she’s not quite the scamp, but she does get into some shenanigans…

Edit: I see that the redditors run a non-gendered Florida Man thread…


#10

I’m not sure which is worse, this guy, or the fact that the cops are still looking for him…


#11

Perspective, ladies and gentlemen.

This fine man has passed a creative job interview. He has show that he can rob a bank, let everybody know it was him and not get caught by the police.

You are looking at it´s new CEO. One great applause for his new banker career!

Congratulations Sr Cruz!


#12

Do job applications in Florida usually require you to give your username and password? Don’t they have privacy laws there?


#13

minus the sheet data , he left his finger prints and bio code behind as well. CUE the GAIA tactical units.


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