Originally published at: Florida Man did something crazy on your birthday | Boing Boing
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Fixed etc.
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I’m Florida Man-ing right now.
every day is my birthday down here in the Conch!
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that guy seriously looks like a Jm Henson creation … Bert and Ernie’s Florida cousin breaks onto Sesame Street set, asks for directions.
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Sadly nothing came up for my birth date but it’s right around the corner so here’s hoping Florida Man pulls through for me this year.
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You’re lucky. Mine was a middle aged man hit-and-run that killed a 13 year old kid. 
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Out there is a Florida Man… laughing his ass off because he actually did this same crazy thing and with 347 people.
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If he really wanted to play Yahtzee, he could have simply asked. I’m always down to throw five around for a few dozen hours.
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Sadly Florida Man won’t stick to wacky crimes and often ventures into heinous territory.
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Mine was, let’s say, even worse. Me no likey.
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I found another website where entering “florida man” + your birthday will come up with even more wacky hijinks:
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Using that method the one I found for my birthday is so wacky it almost reads like satire. But I’m not going to reveal the date of my birthday on a public forum.
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In that time your skin is likely to dehydrate… happy to put some lotion on?
Also, how do you feel about basement situated water wells?
Asking for a friend.
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Smug, joking, “Florida Man” memes are classist, and facilitated by one of the most unjust state police forces, with one of the most unjust policies regarding the rights of folks they detain.
Citations Needed - The Trouble with 'Florida Man’
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