Originally published at: Florida man has string of bad luck after losing his car at a bar | Boing Boing
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As the cop car pulled up, did he do jazz hands and proclaim, “The Aristocrats!”
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Florida Man really outdid himself this time, even making a solid effort to incorporate a fruit stand.
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can’t wait for the Farmers insurance company commercial.
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Once more, I wonder, if the prevalence of “Florida Man” stories is a result of the Sunshine State actually having a higher percentage of citizens with poor impulse control than the other states of the Union; or is it the result of over reporting buy outsiders?
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They really have poor impulse control.
I can also attest that Florida is filled with young goofballs that leave the north for spring break and find their mecca in FL, never to return. So it has a magnetic pull for the ‘gifted’.
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The reasons to never enter the State of Florida keep pile’n up.
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Part of it is because of the state’s transparency laws.
But, yeah, there’s also this…
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Is there a Top 100 Florida Man show on around December time? Would be handy to catchup on the crazy antics in one hit.
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The climate could also contribute. It’s harder to get up to this kind of stuff in the dead of winter up north.
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So he never found his car?
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Clearly if he’d thought to flag down a cop first, then try to steal that vehicle to find his car, things would’ve ended much better.
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Florida Man!
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Well, you have to spend cars to find cars…or was that money? 
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I always suspected Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers was a documentary.
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Right! That’s the punch line I was looking for at the end of the debacle:
“Oh. Right. I parked next to the other door.”
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Funny story, he had actually been driven by friends.
I don’t know this to be true but it’s how I want things to end.
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