Watch man's clumsy but persistent attempt to break into truck with a mop handle


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/02/02/watch-mans-clumsy-but-persis.html


#2

this is one of the funniest things ive seen online in quite a while. it reminds me of older school viral videos… i can only wait and hope that more videos like this are made, lord knows theres plenty of material out there to use


#3

That fall had the potential of breaking his hip. Ouch.

Fun fact, spring loaded centre punch will/can break a vehicle window somewhat quietly and completely, windshields notwithstanding.


#4

The play by play is fantastic. Though I wonder what the deal is with the salami and cream cheese quote at the end…


#5

Pardon the French and all, but all I can think is:
Oh fuck that’s gotta hurt.
(and technically it’s German)


#6

Is this Florida? This is Florida, isn’t it?


#7

Unless gerrymandering has somehow incorporated Timecube, I don’t believe Seattle is currently in Florida.


#8

Christ I’m tired of the Florida = Crazy cliche.


#9

Maybe it’s an homage to longtime Mariners announcer Dave Niehaus (RIP) and his famous grand-slam call: “Get out the rye bread and mustard, Grandma—it’s a grand salami!”


#10

I’d wager that poor crack head has cracked a few bones…and probably can’t get any healthcare for his injuries.


#11

As someone who’s observed crackheads, I don’t think this guy is on crack or regular cocaine. He appears to be under the influence of a downer, most likely copious amounts of cheap booze, but possibly in combo with cold medicine, hand sanitizer or something else fools mix with alcohol.

At first I wondered if this was a radio station stunt like those people they pay to call in, but he’s obviously smashed and I doubt a station would hire someone to get pissed as they’d be unreliable at following a script.


#12

It appears that the inebriated fellow has mistaken that vehicle for a piñata. I can understand his confusion.


#13

Well: Florida is terrible.


#14

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