Florida man drowns searching for golf ball

My grandfather died drowned in a shallow pond near his house. Our best guess is that he lost consciousness for some reason and fell into the pond.

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holy moly

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That’s really sad. It isn’t just kids who fall prey to the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water.

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(Wrong thread. Sorry. Nothing to see here. Move along, there’s a goid chap.)

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Shame on upi. They meant ‘poring.’

Oh, and no shame on Jesse13927, but ‘chupacabras’ is actually the singular form, not the plural.

/pedant

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That’s my motto.

Although I’m no big fan of golf. I think to really enjoy golf, you’ve got to be Scottish, or really enjoy hanging out with Chet down at the Chamber of Commerce.

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Yeah, that Chet is a charmer.

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So sad i am very worried about this man. Its not good

Golf is a lovely way to spend a bunch of money drinking while taking a walk in the countryside.

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Hey, I don’t claim to know how many chupacabra this guy was imagining when it all went down.

No, but seriously…

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