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I too feared for the safety of the animal. Sigh of relief, he’s fine.
“He was acting as part of his normal behavior for a wild animal,” zoo marketing director Kelly Rouillard said. “We expect that type of behavior from wild animals and nothing will happen to him.”
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Substances were probably involved. Because if that were me, not walking towards but being shoved jaguar-wise, it would look like this:
only with more snot + other assorted fluids.
What can I say, I fail at Florida Manning.
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The cat only attacked because the man addressed it as a “jag-wire”
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Just think of it as evolution in action, nature’s way of culling the irredeemably stupid.
Although this fuckwit seems to have got lucky.
Pity.
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The bottom line is: Never mess with big cats.
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I never got attacked by no jagwire before. None of my family and friends got attacked by no jagwire. You never got attacked by no jagwire, so why are you telling me how bad it is? Hold my beer …
[a few seconds later]
Jagwires don’t exist! Is it too late for me to not stick my hand in?
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It reminds me of, decades ago, my sister’s friend sticking his finger into her gerbil’s cage and getting chomped, after she warned him that the gerbil would do so.
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