Florida man stored jars of preserved human tongues in his crawlspace

Another lick in the wall
(or under the floor in this case)

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Edgar Allen Poe’s The Tell-Tale Tongues sure might have been an interesting read.

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No, no, no… too close to me. Just let Bugs cut off America’s wang. It’s a surgical strike!

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As you do academically of course.

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It is great that there is a rational explanation for something so outwardly bizarre.

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Storage Jars: SVU

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Inspection Report - Crawlspace:

  - This crawlspace is a little older than this tongue, and his tongue, and her tongue, and all the other tongues in here.

       - J. Swift, Home Inspection Services

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My psych professor in college claimed to have a bunch of buckets containing human brains in his garage for research purposes, so maybe this is normal, relatively speaking?

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Are we at band names puns yet?

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A Skyrim fan?

“Smelly tongues looked just as they felt.” --The Residents

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I’m just glad it IS an American thing. In Britland, crawlspace would certainly be a euphemism for something else and ‘routine crawlspace inspection’ hardly bears thinking about (as one hears the snap of the rubber glove).

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Maybe they were donated to Professor Baughman by his former buddies – the ones he called his “taste buds”.

“We don’t need no mastication…”

Sublingual, then.

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Second time this month Florida authorities came across such a collection with exactly the same number of specimens.

They were reportedly tongue-tied.

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mlp-fim-pinkie-pie-rimshot

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David Byrne, when asked for a comment, spoke nothing.

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This thread is tasteless.

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…and all this time I thought it was the cat…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsD8ZQ-5oY&feature=youtu.be&t=5

Story checks out.

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And somewhere on the other side of the universe is an identical crawlspace filled with large jars containing tongueless humans.

How do you like: Human Tongues in Aspic? (Human tongues in Attic?)
At least this would provide suitably eerie musical soundtrack to a video of the attic search.

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