Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/10/suspect-farts-himself-out-of-p.html
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“The suspect has waived his right to remain silent.”
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Note to self.
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I’m trying to formulate a joke involving “stinking badges” but can’t. It’s too late on a Friday I guess.
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If convicted, will he get the gas chamber?
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No just a normal jail cell.
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And I was going to link to a GIF of that scene in Breaking Bad with Hector Salamanca’s response to an inquiry from Hank Schrader, but then thought better of it.
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You know for sure doing this would put a complete 180 on that crucial scene in Basic Instinct.
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I considered “shite privilege in action” but dismissed it as an over-extension.
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That’s a whole lotta trepidation about a wee little crepitation.
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Hey KC made BB again. Wait -WTF is this? Why is it always some fucked up story. Look - we were the first to get Google Fiber. And we have proposed a plan to literally have every citizen suck Jeff Bezo’s dick if they build Amazons new headquarters here.
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A handy talent to have, don’t you think?
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hmm, does that qualify as a Superpower?
edited to add - it does:
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I get that whenever I eat onions. The stomach cramps make it very much a curse though.
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If he had eaten some of my aunt Linda’s cheeseballs and drank a bunch of beer, like my dad did that one fateful Christmas, then I can completely understand letting him walk. As far away as he can, as soon as possible.
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“…Regardless of the fact he remains deadly”
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Yeah, but KC is like Buda and Pest. You have the Missouri side and the Kansas side. I never lived there, but for a while I’d always hear people’s opinion that the Kansas side was rather uncouth.
